Who do?

Three students walking down the hall.
Guy: "She's married."
Other guy: "She's married? She looks so young."
Guy: "They get married at, like, 12."

A tight spot

I was sitting at the table, my boyfriend stood, blocking my only way of leaving the table. I said "I hate this feeling of being trapped. Mom, what do you call that?" Mom replied, "Marriage."
-Ashley