Friday, September 25, 2009

Living life to the fullest?

Overheard on the bus.
Guy: "I've only broken one bone in my life. Isn't that kinda pathetic?"

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Reach for the stars

Woman: "I want to get a lot of plants and turn my sun room into a planetarium. That's what it's supposed to be for."

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Sunday morning

Woman: "The amount of cheese and crackers that Protestants can eat is incalculable."

Saturday, September 5, 2009

A new breed?

At the pet store.
Small boy: "Nana, nana, look! What's dat? What's dat?"
Woman: "It must be a rat squirrel or something like that."