Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Never really thought about it, but...

Girl: "Doesn't 'flatulence' sound like a kind of pastry?
Guy: "Like flourless chocolate flatulence?"

Saturday, June 25, 2011


Teenage girl, looking at dog: "Don't you hate it when there's a cold, wet nose near your crotch?"

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Technology and shaved cafe rats

Older woman, learning to use her smart phone.
Speaking at the phone loudly: "Save to favorites. Save to favorites"
Reading the small screen: "It says 'Can't find shaved chest.'"
Trying again: "Save to favorites.... Now it says 'Can't find shaved cafe rats.'"

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Those aliens, at it again

Overheard in the ladies’ room at TC3.
Woman: "Do you work here?"
Employee: "I do."
Woman: "My daughter is starting school here. Every person I’ve met here, male or female, has been soooo nice. It’s like a spaceship scooped up all the nice people and dropped them here.”

Sunday, June 12, 2011


Receptionist at work: "A man carrying a bagpipe just walked into the building, I assume he's here to see you?"

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Near Cornell. Absentee landlord to a concerned neighbor, asking about his choice of tenants for the house next door: "These are good kids. You can tell by the cars they drive."