Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Watch out!

At the health clinic:
Receptionist: "Do you have any photo ID?"
Old codger: "What? This country is going to die soon, and no one seems to be afraid of it. I went through this in '32 with Uncle Adolph. What does that do, automatically tell the FBI or something?"

Monday, August 30, 2010

At the swimming hole

Overheard at Treman State Park:
Kid: "Hey, look over there, they're comparing muscles!"
Woman: "Bivalves or biceps?"