Friday, September 30, 2011


Girl at Urban Outfitters: "I've got to get some colored jeans! All my jeans are blue!"

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Not overheard, but...

Posting on Craig's List Corning:
$1000000 / 8ft² - Closet for rent (Corning)
Gas worker special! I will rent my 2'x4' closet for $1,000,000/month. No plastic hangers please.

Location: Corning

No longer overheard....

Woman: "Remember when we used to be so irritated at everyone talking on their phones all the time everywhere? Now that everyone walks around texting like zombies I miss hearing all that stuff."

Friday, September 23, 2011

Chill out

Man: "Someone should just get those guys on Wall Street some Xanax or something, they always act so jittery."

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Big city?

Woman talking on phone: "People from the city are the most provincial. They think there is nothing outside their little world."

Monday, September 5, 2011

That explains a lot

Overheard at the Taughannock campground
Guy: "You don't win any trophies for not drinking."

Saturday, September 3, 2011

It's a guy thing

Guy: "Dust balls are better than no balls at all."

Friday, September 2, 2011

Don't use your imagination

Heard at the Ithaca Kohl's while walking past customer service (this is one conversation we wish we had heard the ending of!)
Girl behind counter: "Unfortunately, all the thongs I have are....... "

~Wendy B

Outdoors education

On campus. Two young women entering a building.
Woman: "And they say you never learn anything when you're outside smoking."
Other woman: "I know, totally."

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Beware of wildlife

Man: "I knew things had gotten out of hand when I dropped a clothespin into the spiders web...and it bounced!."