Not overheard, but....
From the TC3 Police Blotter:
Incident Type: FIRE ALARM 3:07 PM
Smoke from burnt food (hamburger) activated fire alarm. Dryden FD and campus police responded. No flames, but burger unable to be consumed. Alarm reset
Incident Type: FIRE ALARM - RES HALLS 9:25 PM
Smoke from burnt food activated fire alarm. Dryden FD and campus police responded. Alarm reset. Beginning of summer session and novice chefs.
FIRE ALARM - RES HALLS 10:40PM
Smoke from a student's attempt to fry bananas activated the smoke detector. No flames, uncertain as to fate of bananas Dryden FD and campus police responded - alarm reset.
SERVICE CALL - UNCLASSIFIED 8:00PM
Campus Police were contacted about a tree that had fallen down across Panther Drive. Despite the sheer strength of the officer, due to tree's size, Dryden Fire responded to assist.
MARIJUANA OFFENSE 11:50 AM
Campus Police found drug paraphernalia in a main building parking lot. Surprisingly, no one came forward to report they had lost a small amount of marijuana and a pipe. If it's yours, we'd like to chat.
FIRE ALARM - RES HALLS 5:29 PM
Smoke from burnt toast activated fire alarm. Dryden FD and campus police responded. No flame, alarm re-set. (Yeah, we know....)
FIRE ALARM - RES HALLS 12:00PM
Smoke from burnt steak activated fire alarm. Dryden FD and campus police responded. No flame, alarm re-set. Steak was partially edible.
FIRE ALARM - RES HALLS 2:50 AM
Smoke from burnt food activated fire alarm. Dryden FD and campus police responded. No flame, alarm reset. Hamburger discarded.
LARCENY 10:20 PM
Campus Police investigating a reported larceny of sneakers.
FIRE ALARM - RES HALLS 3:30PM
Smoke from burnt food activated fire alarm. Dryden FD and campus police responded, no fire, alarm reset. Cooking lessons strongly suggested
1 comment:
Hahahaha that's hilarious!
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