I wonder if she feels that way about Cabbage Patch dolls, too.

Overheard in the toy aisle of Wegman's: Wistful five-year-old girl, "Mommy, why don't you like Barbie?" Exasperated mom, "Because no one really looks like that."
Thanks to Mary Ann at http://fivewells.blogspot.com/ for this one (send more!).