Early sense of style

Overhear at Trader K's. Mom with girl around four years old.
Mom: "Oh look. Let's get you a beautiful shirt."
Girl: "I don't like beautiful shirts."
Mom: "OK, let's get you some not beautiful clothes."

And we thought they only did teeth

At the dentist.
Dental assistant: "Hey, have you seen the bottom right hands? I can't seem to find them anywhere."

Woman walking her dog as they come to a corner: "Well, which way do you want to go, left or right?"
-Carol

Mom to pre-teen girl: "Questions about breasts? Yup, it's in my job description."

Not overheard, but...

We don't want to go there -
Local company that advertises it will clean up the dog poop from your yard: The Barefoot Gardener.

Girl: "I hate the texture of rhubarb. It's like a million strings."

Rather not know that

Young woman at Cass Park pool: "And I lost both my nose rings..."