More Oasis

Cashier: "I'm always amazed at how much flour you can buy for how little money."

Groceries - no laughing matter

Overheard at Oasis
Woman: "I don't like to checkout from that girl, she's always laughing. What's so funny?"

Western Civ.

Upon hearing that a deputy sheriff had posted pictures of President Obama altered to look like a Nazi on schoolhouse doors in Idaho to protest the president's speech to schools:
Man: "Idaho, where the holocaust never happened."

Living life to the fullest?

Overheard on the bus.
Guy: "I've only broken one bone in my life. Isn't that kinda pathetic?"

Reach for the stars

Woman: "I want to get a lot of plants and turn my sun room into a planetarium. That's what it's supposed to be for."

Sunday morning

Woman: "The amount of cheese and crackers that Protestants can eat is incalculable."

A new breed?

At the pet store.
Small boy: "Nana, nana, look! What's dat? What's dat?"
Woman: "It must be a rat squirrel or something like that."