High aspirations?

Woman on the Commons: "In my next life I will wear more socks."

More holiday spirit

Girl, in the blinking, blinding Christmas lighting display area of the big box store: "This is the seizure section of Lowe's."

That sinking holiday feeling

Teen girl: "Christmas is such a great idea, so poorly executed."

Still white?

Girl: "I saw this guy in the library, and he was wearing white pants and he looked kind of cool and interesting. And then I saw him the next day and he was wearing the same thing. And then the next day he was wearing the same thing. And I didn't even want to think about it."

No respect

Girl at the mall: " And he says 'this place reminds me of my grandmother' and I'm like how come? And he says 'Cause it's totally dead.' I couldn't believe it."