Never really thought about it, but...

Girl: "Doesn't 'flatulence' sound like a kind of pastry?
Guy: "Like flourless chocolate flatulence?"

Uhhmmm

Teenage girl, looking at dog: "Don't you hate it when there's a cold, wet nose near your crotch?"

Technology and shaved cafe rats

Older woman, learning to use her smart phone.
Speaking at the phone loudly: "Save to favorites. Save to favorites"
Reading the small screen: "It says 'Can't find shaved chest.'"
Trying again: "Save to favorites.... Now it says 'Can't find shaved cafe rats.'"

Those aliens, at it again

Overheard in the ladies’ room at TC3.

Woman: "Do you work here?"

Employee: "I do."

Woman: "My daughter is starting school here. Every person I’ve met here, male or female, has been soooo nice. It’s like a spaceship scooped up all the nice people and dropped them here.”

Pegged...

Receptionist at work: "A man carrying a bagpipe just walked into the building, I assume he's here to see you?"

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Near Cornell. Absentee landlord to a concerned neighbor, asking about his choice of tenants for the house next door: "These are good kids. You can tell by the cars they drive."