Well put

Woman: "If it's not chocolate, it's not worth it."

A familiar feeling?

After eating very spicy chili.
Sixth grade girl: "My tummy hurts and I feel like I'm going to die."

We'd like to think so...

Science teacher: "We have most of our genes in common with bananas."
Girl, raising her hand: "Do some people have more in common with bananas than others?"

Octopus watch out!

Girl: "We eat eggs and drink milk. We're octo-lavo vegetarians."