Sunday, May 30, 2010


Teenager, looking at alphabet noodles: "I wonder what font they use?"

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


Young woman: "The hardest thing I've ever had to do was quit Farmville. I've been clean and sober for three weeks now."

Monday, May 24, 2010

Free ride

Parent: "She is such a carpool vampire."

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Don't go there

Crazy night at the end of the semester in Collegetown. Guy noticing all of the police cruising around:"They've got people throwing up everywhere. They've got their hands full."

Monday, May 17, 2010

You know the type

Girl: "He looks like the kind of guy who would eat with a spork."

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Guy: "Yeah I saw her the other day. She grew her hair out, she looks really hot. I mean she always looked good, but now she looks like a heterosexual."

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Oh well

Vendor at the plant sale at Stewart Park: "We have some unidentified fuzzy mint plants that are REALLY WEIRD. We don't sell them."

Friday, May 14, 2010

Overheard at Viva

Looking at the wide range of brightly painted stools:
Tiny little girl to even tinier little girl: "Don't worry, we'll have matching chairs."

Monday, May 10, 2010

Straightening it all out

Girl: "I wonder if corn should wear braces. Some of these rows seem a little crooked."

Prom Priorities

Overheard at the mall:

“Well, she’s failing four classes, so she might not get to go. But her dress is really nice.”

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Something you don't usually hear at the dentist

At Dr. Ormsby's office overlooking the lake. Woman: "I'm sitting here thinking I could live here. I could totally live here."