Those holiday feelings....

"....I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night...."

5 year old: "Missile! What's a missile?"
9 year old: "Missile-toe!"
5 year old: "Oh missile-toe!.... What's a missile-toe?"
9 year old:  "Its something you kiss under."
5 year old: "EEEWWWW!"

~Wendy

Sounds of the season?

Man: "Is someone wassailling?"
Woman: "No, just a couple trombonists walking down the street."

Hmmm, a study is called for

Girl: "Is it true women who where really pointy shoes are mean? Do you know if it's true?"

Not for the squeamish....

Teenage boy: "They should have a snack called 'feces pieces.'"
Girl: "My dog would love that."

Wonder what'll be in style next season?

In a dining hall, on campus.
White girl to black girl: "Multi-racial babies are really in right now."