Girl: "Dandruff comes in all kinds of shapes."

Eating local

Overheard at Waffle Frolic, the new place on the Commons:
Customer: "What kind of fruit do you have for the waffles?"
Server: "Bananas. We plan on using all local fruit."

Not Easter

Woman: "Have you ever put eggs on to boil and heard cheeping?"

Those colorful natives

At the airport. Woman with a British accent speaking with a small girl, explaining toilet seat covers. (Imagine the conversation with the accent)
Girl: "But Mummy, why do they have them?"
Woman: "That's what they do, that's just how Americans are."

Alien food

At the grocery store. Hip looking young woman hands a bag of snack food to a hip looking young man.
Woman: "I haven't tried them, it's just that they have aliens on them."
Guy: "Oh yeah, that strikes me as an alien kind of food."

I know what you mean

In bookstore.
Young man to young woman: "People today don't even know Calvin and Hobbes and it bothers me. Like it really makes me angry."