Little girl, looking at sweatshirt: "That says GAP!"
Woman: "Yes it does, good reading."
Little girl: "What is GAP?"
Woman: "It is the name of the company that makes the shirt, the name of the store."
Little girl: "Oh."
Woman: "Like… You know Old Navy?"
Little girl: "No...."
Woman: "Hmmm, well what clothing store do you know?"
Little girl:" …….. Wal-Mart!"

Yum

Boy: "Do worms count as red meat?"

Gimme that olde time religion

Woman: "The cows had to be milked on Sundays too, so we never went to church growing up. They drug my dad to church and he didn't want that to happen to us."

Good advice

Yoga teacher: "Now some teachers say you need to fully relax your butt muscles in this pose, and others think you should tightly engage them. I say do what ever you want with your butt."

Time flies

Two mothers pushing strollers run into each other near Dewitt Mall.
Woman, looking at other woman's baby in stroller: "Wow, you've got so much hair! You're almost a teenager!"

Existential Decisions

Late night at Target.
Two young men, presumably college students, looking at toothpaste.
Guy: "Should I get Aquafresh for old time's sake?"
Other guy: "The color freaks me out."
Guy "I don't like the flakes."