Yet more Olympics!

Woman watching men's figure skating: "I don't understand how he can make all those jumps without having any butt at all."

More Olympics!

Woman: "Jasey Jay Anderson? Is that his real name?"
Other woman: "Canadians don't take fake names."

Olympics!

Girl watching curling on TV: "Why do they show it in slow-mo?"

Snow Day!

A guy is trying to get his car out from the snow where it is stuck. The car has bald tires.
A passerby, stopping to watch: "You need to get snow tires."
A neighbor out shoveling: "You need to get snow tires."
The guy continues to try and get the car out. A snow plow goes by.
The driver leans out and says: "You need to get snow tires."
-Chris

An overheard we will always wonder about ....

At Ithaca Bakery.
Woman: "At first I thought it was something stuck in my teeth, and I started pulling it out and pulling it out and then I realized it was coming from the roof of my mouth....."

Truth in advertising

Not overheard, but:
T--shirt seen on a man shopping at Greenstar (who was also wearing unmatched shoes): "No longer naked"

Small girl: "I used to be, like, so afraid of video games."

Quick change artist

Two kids at daycare conversing over lunch -

Eight year old boy: "When we were leaving, my dog puked in the driveway! It had corn in it!"
Seven year old girl: "Ewww, one time my dog puked....."
Adult: "OK! That's enough! Can we please talk about nice things during lunch?"
Eight year old boy: "Like what?"
Seven year old girl: "Like RAINBOWS AND MAGICAL PONIES!!!!!"

~Wendy

So long as you don't try and use them...

Woman:"If you can't find your car keys - its OK"
Other woman: "If you look at your car keys and don't know what they are - there might be something wrong."
-Wendy

While over at Tim Horton's in Geneva..

Elderly lady:"She just put something in his margarita..... blah blah blah... put it in the freezer... blah blah blah...she killed him!"
Other elderly lady: "She's in her nineties now!"

~Wendy

Not overheard, but show us the way...

From Ithaca Craig's List:
your'e not gonna believe this but i think i found a way to a paralelle universe also found a way to to prove the existance of life after death all tied together. just wish i could alk to some cornell scientist to discuss my findings can any one tell me who to talk to at cornell? yes i realize how it sounds but given a decent chance this could really work. and no i'm not drunk nor do i do drugs of any kind !!! and i'm not mental that should cover all the negative replies i just had an idea and you won't believe how much sense it makes

Gearing up for Valentine's Day?

On campus, two girls walking down the hall.
Girl:"If anyone kisses him or TOUCHES him or ANYTHING they're going to die a horrible death from DISEASE."

College student: “My appetite really expands when things are free.”
-Kathy

Good question

Teen: "Was someone really high when they created Groundhog Day or something?"