Way to win her heart

Not overheard, but from Ithaca Craig'slist:
Take Out food girl (sorry about the small tip) - m4w - 55 (Rt 13)
Your smile was so beautiful
You're much younger than I

Outside in the cold night air.
Girl: "Don't you feel magical when you blow out steam?"

But it tastes good!

Sunday evening at Wegman's
Couple gazing at $5.00 a bar imported chocolates.
Guy:"But this is not sustainable eating."

Woman reading headline aloud: "Obama Makes First Transgender Appointment"
Man: "What's he gonna have done?"
-Melissa