Not the most enlightened city?

Guy at the Ithaca Festival parade: "I'm so Berkeley, I mean, Ithaca's just not doin' it for me, man!"

Fruit

Girl: "I've never really liked bananas, they seem like a beginner's fruit."

Overheard at Flat Rocks swimming hole

Man to little kids in Fall Creek: "Anybody need a leech check or anything?"

At Stewart Park

Woman to toddler daughter: "Let's go to the bathroom now, mommy is covered in goose poop."

A well balanced meal

Girl: "Yuck, we're having Boynton lunches today, they are like poop on a plate.....with rice integrated in."

Woman: "My eyes smell like stale beer. Smell them, I got new under eye cream and it smells funny."

Two girls on a trip looking out the window.
Girl: "What is an 'adult novelty boutique'?"
Other girl: "Porn."
Girl: "Oh. You mean like they make it there or they sell it there?"

At the library

Small girl talking on a toy cellphone: "But you're always gonna have a great life! No, it'll be great, you're homeschooled!"

Woman looking in the bathroom mirror in disbelief: "Pretty soon my hair will be completely white."
Teenage son from two rooms away: "And then you will be EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL."