Just wait

Young man on bus: I turned 21 in March and it sucks

It's a good thing he's on the bus

Guy on TCAT: I was so high I forgot how to drive my father's car, I was going so fast I just downshifted into the parking lot

Everybody counts

Very young girl at the Moosewood: There are 9 people in my family if you count the dog and cat.

Under a streetlight

Girl: I'm going to parallel park my shadow

Tech candy

Middle school student looking at cellphones: I like any technology I don't have.

Start listening now!

Welcome to Overheard in Ithaca, a shameless imitation of other eavesdropping sites, only with added local color. This is your chance to listen in at Wegmans, walking on the Commons, at Felicia's Atomic Lounge, at Lansing High or anywhere else in the (greater) Ithaca area and share the wonderful and weird things that people say.