We'd like to think so...

Science teacher: "We have most of our genes in common with bananas."
Girl, raising her hand: "Do some people have more in common with bananas than others?"

Octopus watch out!

Girl: "We eat eggs and drink milk. We're octo-lavo vegetarians."

Those holiday feelings....

"....I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night...."

5 year old: "Missile! What's a missile?"
9 year old: "Missile-toe!"
5 year old: "Oh missile-toe!.... What's a missile-toe?"
9 year old:  "Its something you kiss under."
5 year old: "EEEWWWW!"

~Wendy

Sounds of the season?

Man: "Is someone wassailling?"
Woman: "No, just a couple trombonists walking down the street."

Hmmm, a study is called for

Girl: "Is it true women who where really pointy shoes are mean? Do you know if it's true?"

Not for the squeamish....

Teenage boy: "They should have a snack called 'feces pieces.'"
Girl: "My dog would love that."

Wonder what'll be in style next season?

In a dining hall, on campus.
White girl to black girl: "Multi-racial babies are really in right now."