It all evens out

Girl: "I feel like shit but my shoes are beautiful."

Hmmm, a study is called for

Girl: "Is it true women who where really pointy shoes are mean? Do you know if it's true?"

Sunny day on the Commons
Woman: "I've had these shoes for years but I never got a chance to wear them because I lived in Binghamton. It was always rainy or snowy. Isn't Binghamton the most depressing place you've ever been?"
Man: "Yes, I guess it really is."