Wonder what'll be in style next season?

In a dining hall, on campus.
White girl to black girl: "Multi-racial babies are really in right now."

Horizons need expanding?

On campus open house, at the study abroad table.
Guy: "Does this mean like we'd have to go somewhere or something?"

Gearing up for Valentine's Day?

On campus, two girls walking down the hall.
Girl:"If anyone kisses him or TOUCHES him or ANYTHING they're going to die a horrible death from DISEASE."

Reality check

On campus, a guy walking up to two young women.
Guy: "Why are you waving at me?"
Girl: "I'm your friend! And so is Lauren."
Guy: "I'm cool with Lauren."
Girl: "But not me?"
Guy: "You tried to kill me in my dream."

a common phobia

Two male students leaving campus.
First student: "It's the math that's freaking me out."
Second student: "No bullsh*t!"

Don't even start

On campus.
Professor: "Did you drive to campus today?"
Student: "Just turning the ignition in my car destroys my financial stability."

Oh really?

Heard on campus. Two female students walking down the hall.
First student: "I didn't sign up for any honors [classes]. I'm no honor."
Second student: "I know, I know."

Don't ask

Overheard on campus, two girls talking: "You call your boyfriend a golden brown crunchy nugget?"

Overheard on campus

Woman passing open classroom doors: "I love watching the teachers dance in front of their classes."

On campus

After a female college student uses the word "y'all" in a sentence:
Male college student: "You think you're so black. you're from Maine!"
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Looking for good in everything

Two female college workers:
Woman with black hair: "I feel like I work in a phonebooth, all of the students talk on their cellphones all day outside my office. First they talk to their probation officer, and then they call their dealer..." Woman with short hair: "Well that's something good, at least it's not the same person."

Back on campus

Three guys walking between classes.
First guy: "Did you see that girl? She's in our english class."
Second guy: "Or history class?"
First guy: "I was trying to see how big her tattoo is."
Third guy: "I know, it's bigger than I am."

Heard on campus

Guy: "What happens in Potsdam stays in Potsdam."
Other guy: "What happened in Potsdam?"
Guy: "I don't know."