Makes sense

Young boy: "Wow! Cats can really jump good. Which can jump better: cats or dogs?"
Older girl: "Dogs can....well actually, cows! Cause the cow jumped over the moon!"

-Wendy

Not for the squeamish....

Teenage boy: "They should have a snack called 'feces pieces.'"
Girl: "My dog would love that."

Barking up the wrong tree

Girl: "This dog is like the TSA. He barks at people who are obviously not terrorists."