Natural attraction

Mother of a teenage girl:"She would walk the entire Appalachian Trail if there were stores all along it."

Insight

Teen girl: "College must be really hard."
Teen boy: "That's why they drink a lot....and fail."

Related

Teen girl to her mother: "You look like a cross between Lord Voldemort and your father. Who did your father mate with?"

Not for the squeamish....

Teenage boy: "They should have a snack called 'feces pieces.'"
Girl: "My dog would love that."

Teen girl: "My mom was like, 'I can't believe you were talking to a drunk guy on the street!' and I was like, 'it was only oral'."

Not too independent

Girl to Mom before school:
“I’m staying after and getting dinner with my friends, because I like that it makes me feel independent. My therapist says all teenagers want to feel independent. So I need some money for dinner.”

Don't call us....

Teenage girl to parents: "So yeah, my cellphone is in my pocket but it's turned off so don't try to call me."

Mom to pre-teen girl: "Questions about breasts? Yup, it's in my job description."

Woman looking in the bathroom mirror in disbelief: "Pretty soon my hair will be completely white."
Teenage son from two rooms away: "And then you will be EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL."

traumatic childhood memory

Teenage boy: "I remember in kindergarten, they gave us a work sheet and I was so confused or scared I didn't know what to do, so I just sat there and didn't do anything. They sent me down to the office and Mrs. L helped me with it."
Girl: "Do you remember what it was about?"
Teenage boy: "It was about Puss in Boots."

Tough Choices

Dad to daughter: "Why don't you just flip a coin?"
Daughter: "No, that doesn't work because if I don't like the answer I just flip it again."

It can drive you nuts

Teen girl crying in school bathroom: "I hate it when people tell me secrets because then I can't tell anyone."

a day off

High school boy to disgruntled mother: "And how was your Veteran's Day?"
Mother: "It was lovely, I wasn't with you."