Those holiday feelings....

"....I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the mistletoe last night...."

5 year old: "Missile! What's a missile?"
9 year old: "Missile-toe!"
5 year old: "Oh missile-toe!.... What's a missile-toe?"
9 year old:  "Its something you kiss under."
5 year old: "EEEWWWW!"

~Wendy

Celebrations?

Woman: "How did you celebrate Father's Day?"
Other woman: "Vacuuming. That's how we celebrate most holidays, we go on a frenzy of vacuuming."