Natural attraction

Mother of a teenage girl:"She would walk the entire Appalachian Trail if there were stores all along it."

thanks for the sympathy, but...

At a dressing room, mother is trying on clothes.

Mother: "NONE of these work for me."

Tween daughter: "I know, it's not like there aren't a lot of lumpy, middle-aged ladies out there looking for clothes."

Holiday spirit

At Best Buy
Man to woman holding a toddler on a leash: "Go ahead and yank it. Trust me, it won't hurt him."

Catching up at the store

Overheard at Wegman's Saturday evening. Two young women shopping.
Woman, with great excitement: "Did I tell you Josh and I are speaking again?"