Lost in translation

A small chirping noise. A woman looks at her cellphone.
Woman: "My phone and I don't speak the same language, I never know what it's trying  to tell me."

Growing pains

Man, talking on his cellphone: "I said what the hell is this, the only time you call me Dad is when you want money!"
-EH

Technology and shaved cafe rats

Older woman, learning to use her smart phone.
Speaking at the phone loudly: "Save to favorites. Save to favorites"
Reading the small screen: "It says 'Can't find shaved chest.'"
Trying again: "Save to favorites.... Now it says 'Can't find shaved cafe rats.'"

Kids

A ten year old boy said: "Oh I have three missed calls! Probably because it was on vibrate because my ringtone is so ridiculous."

-G Barrows

Don't call us....

Teenage girl to parents: "So yeah, my cellphone is in my pocket but it's turned off so don't try to call me."

Take a deep breath...

Young man dressed all in black, lounging on a bench and talking on his cellphone: "I have four times the lung capacity of an adult male."

At the library

Small girl talking on a toy cellphone: "But you're always gonna have a great life! No, it'll be great, you're homeschooled!"

Perils of modern life

Girl on cellphone: "How did you accidentally flush your cellphone down the toilet? Haven't you almost done that before numerous times?"

For your own safety

Early Saturday morning.
Roofer, up high on a ladder, on a cellphone: "You have to get coffee."

In Collegetown...

Irate young man on his cellphone: "If you'd just stop saying 'the mall where Sears is' and actually gave me some useful information, I could give you directions."
-Melissa

Looking for good in everything

Two female college workers:
Woman with black hair: "I feel like I work in a phonebooth, all of the students talk on their cellphones all day outside my office. First they talk to their probation officer, and then they call their dealer..." Woman with short hair: "Well that's something good, at least it's not the same person."