Those colorful natives

At the airport. Woman with a British accent speaking with a small girl, explaining toilet seat covers. (Imagine the conversation with the accent)
Girl: "But Mummy, why do they have them?"
Woman: "That's what they do, that's just how Americans are."

Perils of modern life

Girl on cellphone: "How did you accidentally flush your cellphone down the toilet? Haven't you almost done that before numerous times?"