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Near Cornell. Absentee landlord to a concerned neighbor, asking about his choice of tenants for the house next door: "These are good kids. You can tell by the cars they drive."

At a party...

Woman:"You got a new car? A new car?"
Her friend: "Well, it was a new car this morning, but by this afternoon it was a used car."

A matter of taste

Woman: "I drive a convertible, and someone broke into it a few days ago. They took a few things, but they left all of my CD's. That was what really bothered me the most about it."

Too much information?

Not overheard, but....
Bumperstickers on a car in Collegetown:
Morally Flexible
and
I'm not wearing any pants

Snow Day!

A guy is trying to get his car out from the snow where it is stuck. The car has bald tires.
A passerby, stopping to watch: "You need to get snow tires."
A neighbor out shoveling: "You need to get snow tires."
The guy continues to try and get the car out. A snow plow goes by.
The driver leans out and says: "You need to get snow tires."
-Chris

Don't even start

On campus.
Professor: "Did you drive to campus today?"
Student: "Just turning the ignition in my car destroys my financial stability."