Not nearly enough

Girl:"How much would we save if we used hair to floss our teeth instead of dental floss?"

More Oasis

Cashier: "I'm always amazed at how much flour you can buy for how little money."

What's your price?

Overheard at Greenstar:
Young woman: For half a million dollars, I'd change my name to Obi Wan Kenobi. . . and I don't even like Star Wars!
-Melissa

All in perspective

Dude with long hair, on skateboard, talking on cellphone: "Money ain't the thang, it's just paper, just green paper, it doesn't make the world go round."