Truth in advertising

Not overheard, but:
T--shirt seen on a man shopping at Greenstar (who was also wearing unmatched shoes): "No longer naked"

At Oasis

Worker: "Want one of these breakfast burritos?"
Other worker: "They look gnarl."
Worker: "That's good, right?"
Other worker: "Only in snowboarding."
-thanks to Pat

What's your price?

Overheard at Greenstar:
Young woman: For half a million dollars, I'd change my name to Obi Wan Kenobi. . . and I don't even like Star Wars!
-Melissa

At the Greenstar dairy case

Little boy reaching for a brightly colored single serving size of probiotics: "Mommy, why don't we ever get any of these?"

Pets, keep watching out!

At Greenstar - woman showing pictures on her phone to someone: "And this is my cat dressed as a fairy."

Feeling powerful

Overheard in Greenstar at the checkout
Checkout woman: "How are you?"
Customer: "I'm good. (pause) Actually (confidential lowering of tone) I'm at the peak of my powers."
Checkout woman: "(taken aback) Oh! Well! . . . .I hope you're using them for good."

-Tonia