Not from around here? Just wait for winter

Overheard on campus.
Student: "This isn't even, like, New York. This is Canada."

Easy in, not easy out

In the halls:
Girl: "Yeah, so anyway TC3 has an acceptance rate of like 106%."
Other girl: "Yeah, and a graduation rate of 27%."
Girl: "Really? That explains why there are kids in my class taking it for the fourth time."

Existential Decisions

Late night at Target.
Two young men, presumably college students, looking at toothpaste.
Guy: "Should I get Aquafresh for old time's sake?"
Other guy: "The color freaks me out."
Guy "I don't like the flakes."

College student: “My appetite really expands when things are free.”
-Kathy