Ouch

High school girl: "I'm just saying. TC3 is the cone of shame of local colleges."

Those aliens, at it again

Overheard in the ladies’ room at TC3.

Woman: "Do you work here?"

Employee: "I do."

Woman: "My daughter is starting school here. Every person I’ve met here, male or female, has been soooo nice. It’s like a spaceship scooped up all the nice people and dropped them here.”

Easy in, not easy out

In the halls:
Girl: "Yeah, so anyway TC3 has an acceptance rate of like 106%."
Other girl: "Yeah, and a graduation rate of 27%."
Girl: "Really? That explains why there are kids in my class taking it for the fourth time."