Mad foods!

Overheard at the farmers' market on Saturday:


"Dude, we can get mad natural foods for the apartment here!"

Nom

Guy: "Just put some maple syrup on it, put some ketchup on it, and I'm good to go."

A familiar feeling?

After eating very spicy chili.
Sixth grade girl: "My tummy hurts and I feel like I'm going to die."

Yum

Boy: "Do worms count as red meat?"

College student: “My appetite really expands when things are free.”
-Kathy

Girl: "I hate the texture of rhubarb. It's like a million strings."

Not like chicken?

Girl: "So you ate crocodile in China - what did it taste like?"
Other girl: "Like frog."

At a Thai restaurant

A man eating a very spicy dish: "This is so hot my contacts are sweating."

Who can argue with that?

Girl: "Anything wrapped in tin foil is a lot yummier."

A clarification

At the school cafe. Student cafe worker: "Just because we're vegetarians doesn't mean we don't kill animals. We just don't eat them."