Too much information?

Not overheard, but....
Bumperstickers on a car in Collegetown:
Morally Flexible
and
I'm not wearing any pants

Now I KNOW we're not in Ithaca anymore

Not overheard, but also in Skaneateles.
Bumper stickers in the Community Center parking lot:
Welcome to America. Speak English or go home.
and
Dictionary definition of liberal- someone who is so open minded their brains are falling out.