Guess you had to be there

On the Commons:
Guy: "The water turns to blood."
Other guy, excitedly: "Right! The water turns to blood when the sun shines on it!"

Missed opportunity

On the Commons.
Young woman to her friend: "So he said 'my parents are out of town, so we're having a party.....so take my business card. Seriously, take my business card.'...."

Think positive

Young woman on the Commons: "And you've got to stop with all of this negative sh**, I don't want any more of that f*ing negativity."

Sunny day on the Commons
Woman: "I've had these shoes for years but I never got a chance to wear them because I lived in Binghamton. It was always rainy or snowy. Isn't Binghamton the most depressing place you've ever been?"
Man: "Yes, I guess it really is."

Those were the days...

Older man on the Commons: " Back in the day they used to sell switch blade kits because they couldn't sell you switch blades."

Two women walking on the Commons: "If you want something Obama-ish we can go to Autumn Leaves."