Looking for excitement in a small town

Carolyn Peterson, Mayor of Ithaca leaving Collegetown Video with a few DVDs in hand.
Woman: "And what does the mayor watch on a Friday night?"
Mayor, briskly walking downtown: "Bad guy movies. They were out of the French one I wanted so I'm watching bad guy movies."

Perspective

Two women at lunch.
Younger woman: "I'm always so busy, I never have time to go to a movie or anything."
Older woman: "Oh, just wait until the kids leave home and the dog dies."

In the movie theater

Man to companion:"I hope there's a really loud part in the movie where I can blow my nose."