Uhhmmm

Teenage girl, looking at dog: "Don't you hate it when there's a cold, wet nose near your crotch?"

Quick change artist

Two kids at daycare conversing over lunch -

Eight year old boy: "When we were leaving, my dog puked in the driveway! It had corn in it!"
Seven year old girl: "Ewww, one time my dog puked....."
Adult: "OK! That's enough! Can we please talk about nice things during lunch?"
Eight year old boy: "Like what?"
Seven year old girl: "Like RAINBOWS AND MAGICAL PONIES!!!!!"

~Wendy

Woman walking her dog as they come to a corner: "Well, which way do you want to go, left or right?"
-Carol

Perspective

Two women at lunch.
Younger woman: "I'm always so busy, I never have time to go to a movie or anything."
Older woman: "Oh, just wait until the kids leave home and the dog dies."

If that's good....

Woman to girl: "How's your dog doing?"
Girl: "She's good. She had her eye removed."

At the dog park

First warm day of the year, everyone and their dog is at the dog park hanging out.
Guy dog owner to his guy pals: "The other dogs like Indy, he's man-pretty."

Overheard at Treman State Park

A little girl to a woman with a black and gray Cairn terrier: "My dog is just like yours, she's a poodle, she's pink, with pink eyes and black circles in her eyes. She's just like your dog."
MEC

We hope it's a dog

Overheard at Borders: Woman (fondly, showing other woman a photo on her phone): Fifty-five pounds! Can you believe it? And he’s only seven months old!

-KAZ