Leave it to your imagination

Girl eating ice cream at Purity: "What is this green thing in my hairnet?"

We blinked too

Young woman at Pizza Aroma:
"And then he put that glaucoma thing in my eye and I said NO WAAAY! and blinked"

Name that tune

Small boy at the library:
MAMA WHERE'S THE PASTA!
MAMA WHERE'S THE PASTA!
MAMA WHERE'S THE PASTA!

-RMA

Pets, keep watching out!

At Greenstar - woman showing pictures on her phone to someone: "And this is my cat dressed as a fairy."

Pets, watch out!

Dinner guest: "We don't eat meat very often and we never cook it at home, but when the pet food starts looking good it's time to have some meat."

First impressions

Man talking to woman: "That's the first thing that comes to mind when people think of you: Rocky Mountain oysters."

Yum

A girl: I like to wear pink and brown because I look like a chocolate covered strawberry.