Do you have to ask?

Woman: "If my coworkers keep telling me about jobs somewhere else I'd be perfect for should I take that as a bad sign?"

Man: "So you worked at CBORD? What was it like? I hear it's a white collar sweatshop."

- "I used to say 'I'm retired' when people asked me what I do, but now I find I get more sympathy if I tell them 'I'm out of work'."
-Gary

We know the feeling

Attractive, well dressed man: "My job description doesn't include minion."