All the world's a stage

Woman: "Ithaca is like one of those plays where there are just a few characters playing all of the different roles."

A star is born!

Girl : "I was a queen once in a play. I said one line and then the king cut off my head."

It really is an island

Overheard at the rain flooded Hangar Theatre after a performance of Once on This Island:
"It's a good thing we didn't come in the usual way or we would have drowned!"