High aspirations?

Woman on the Commons: "In my next life I will wear more socks."

Humble observation

Woman on the Commons: "Humility is the least valued virtue these days, which is really too bad."

Eating local

Overheard at Waffle Frolic, the new place on the Commons:
Customer: "What kind of fruit do you have for the waffles?"
Server: "Bananas. We plan on using all local fruit."