Life's not fair

Overheard at local swimming hole.
Woman: "I just don't get it. Will someone please explain how it is that hot flashes don't burn off calories?"

Group of young women walking to swimming hole:
Woman: "But she's so skinny!"
Other woman: "I know her upper half is. I don't care what you think, her legs are hideous!"

Rather not know that

Young woman at Cass Park pool: "And I lost both my nose rings..."

Overheard at Flat Rocks swimming hole

Man to little kids in Fall Creek: "Anybody need a leech check or anything?"

Changing styles

Overheard at an (unnamed) Ithaca swimming hole:
Guy: "Dude, this water is cold."
Other Guy: "It's good for you, it'll put hair on your chest."
Guy: "Haven't you been watching the Olympics? I don't want hair on my chest."