It's all relative

At the Hangar Theatre's newly renovated women's restrooms, during intermission.
Woman, exclaiming loudly: "Oh wow, this is heaven."

Probably didn't want to know that

Girl in restroom to girl in stall: "So he was in the bathroom using that urination thing? And he was going with one hand and texting with the other? And his professor walks in and was like 'what the hell?' and it turned out he was doing it for THAT CLASS."

Formerly private moments

Overheard in a public restroom:
Young woman: "Yeah, OK. I love you too mommy. (LOUD FLUSH) Bye."

Small daily pleasures

Overheard in a public restroom, next stall over.
Woman: "It's so special when you sit down in the restroom and the seat's already wet. It makes my day."

Overheard in the Wegman's Ladies Room

Small child: Why not Daddy come?
Mother: Daddy's at work.
Child: No, why not Daddy ever come?
Mother: Why doesn't Daddy come to the grocery store?
Child: Yeah.
Mother: Well, Mommy likes to do the grocery shopping . . .[pause] .. .when Daddy does the grocery shopping he comes home with straaaange things!
-Melissa

Is there a public restroom theme emerging?

Overheard today outside the ladies room at Target, mom to preteen daughter:"Don't be a martyr. Just go in, already!"
Melissa

Honor thy parents?

Overheard in a public restroom:
Mother: “I don’t just know why no one ever flushes.”
Teenage Daughter: “Oh just shut up.”