Smart kid

Four year old boy: "I don't like eggs....except when they're in brownies!"

Overheard at Cornell polo

Small boy: "I have a black horse. He lays eggs."
His mom: "We do have a horse. I don't know where the eggs come from."

Overheard at the Apple Harvest Festival

Young woman: "I'm pretty much a vegan. Except I eat fish whenever I can get my hands on it! And I eat eggs."

Not Easter

Woman: "Have you ever put eggs on to boil and heard cheeping?"