Never really thought about it, but...

Girl: "Doesn't 'flatulence' sound like a kind of pastry?
Guy: "Like flourless chocolate flatulence?"

Not quite it

Easter in Dryden
Teen girl: "Today's Easter."
Dad: "Yep."
Teen girl: "Why don't we have any jellybeans or chocolates or anything?"
Dad: "We can go out and shoot a rabbit."

Well put

Woman: "If it's not chocolate, it's not worth it."

But it tastes good!

Sunday evening at Wegman's
Couple gazing at $5.00 a bar imported chocolates.
Guy:"But this is not sustainable eating."

We think so too

"Any chocolate bar with a graph on it has got to be good."