Not overheard, but...

You had to be there. Or not.
On the bus. Guy showing the other passengers a photo of his bong, on his cellphone.

And you know that how?

Guy on the bus: "I work with a bunch of girls and they're all on the same cycle, so they're always bitching at each other."

Appetizing?

Overheard on the bus.
One guy to another: "Want to go to Viva, dude? They have burritos the size of a baby."

Living life to the fullest?

Overheard on the bus.
Guy: "I've only broken one bone in my life. Isn't that kinda pathetic?"

Shock and awe

On Bus:
- "Did you see that lady? She was breastfeeding her son!"
- "You're kidding!"