That explains a lot

Overheard at the Taughannock campground
Guy: "You don't win any trophies for not drinking."

Play it safe

Guy, sitting at a table outside a restaurant: "Can you catch Lyme disease if you put lime in beer or does the alcohol kill it?"

The Real Thing

Kid commenting on the supposed drinking habits of classmates:

“And I don’t mean fake stuff like Mike’s lemonade or something; I’m talking about real alcohol, like beer.”

-KAZ

Woman: "My eyes smell like stale beer. Smell them, I got new under eye cream and it smells funny."