Advanced Geography

Overheard at Tim Horton's in Geneva:
Guy in his 20's: "There is North Dakota. Are there any other norths? Oh, well there is North Carolina! And there is  West Virginia....is isn't East Virginia, is it? No, it's just Virginia....right?

While over at Tim Horton's in Geneva..

Elderly lady:"She just put something in his margarita..... blah blah blah... put it in the freezer... blah blah blah...she killed him!"
Other elderly lady: "She's in her nineties now!"

~Wendy